April 27, 2003
The clever clever US...

Iraq out of OPEC?

Apparently, Iraq may have to leave OPEC to increase oil production sufficiently to cover reconstruction costs. So why so brilliant?
1. Where will most of the reconstruction funds go to? The USA.
2. Who loves their cheap or free oil? The USA
3. Who has a great interest in seeing OPEC weakened? The USA..

Like this wasn't part of their grand plan the whole time... It just suits the US all too well... You don't consider the plundering of Iraq, for your own interests, a crime? This is precisely why the United Nations has a vital role in such situations...

Posted to Useful_Web by oliver at 11:48 AM
April 26, 2003
Visiting day...

It was Easter Sunday, the big family day, so I thought I'd try to see as much family as possible. I'd seen my maternal grandparents, immediate family and my third cousin ( mother's cousin's son ) and next on my list was to see my father's father. He's in a nursing home now, so would appreciate the visit...

I arrived at the nursing home, was let in by one of the nurses and met by the lovely fragrance of urine which seems to be a feature of many nursing homes. It was quite dark and showed no sign that it was Easter. I walked past the residents in the common room area, some with looks of hope that I was there to visit them some seeming resentful that I was there to visit someone else and others just staring off blankly into space. Amidst this, the nurse led me through to my grandfather's room.

When we entered he looked at the nurse questioningly not realising I was also there. So I walked up and said hi and he expressed a gratifying look of recognition. We talked for about an hour. I mentioned my trip to the US and the the medical stuff I'd been up to. Strangely enough, as I was talking about what I'd been up to I had a small hope that he was proud of me. He talked about his days saying there wasn't much to do in the home so he spent a lot of his time reading. At the time he was reading Jane Eyre. Despite his love of reading, I think he would prefer to be more active, just out and doing things. He's also very fond of the guiness and we all believe that it's one thing that keeps him going on a daily basis.

We also talked about photography and his mining exploits. He was a geophysicist which meant he spent a fair bit of time in Queensland and the Northern Territory. I'd heard that he was one of the first to discover uranium ore in Australia, for better or worse. And it was cutting edge stuff back then. Very little was known about how to mine Uranium. He was explaining how Uranium was not deposited like Gold, and much effort was initially wasted in an effort to mine it in the same way. Eventually they discovered the best way to mine and extract it and my grandfather was one of the pioneers. With his interest in photography, while he was on these exploratory expeditions he took photos of the towns and country. When the family were cleaning up the house, after he moved to the nursing home, they found over 5000 photos and slides throughout the house, taken over several decades. Fascinating stuff...

We moved on to what had been happening with the family. I talked about my father's wedding late last year in Perth and how I now had two new step-brothers which was an odd concept to come to grips with. I was the only child resulting from my parents marriage and my father's only child. I mentioned how I'd also been able to catch up with my aunts for the first time in probably 20 years. I expressed how great it was for me, given that I really hadn't had any contact with my father's side of the family and how I'd missed that. At the very least, I'd wondered what had been happening with that half of the family. He mentioned how he'd appreciated having family to visit him. Then he mentioned how he had a son in Perth who had just got married and he had a sixteen or seventeen year old daughter... This floored me... I'm not sure who he thought I was...

By this stage I had to go anyway, so I quickly took a photo with us both, wished him a happy easter and said goodbye.

Despite the odd ending I think he appreciated the company and I was glad I'd been able to see him. Still as I left I had one of those "man meets his mortality" moments in my mind. My grandfather, the once brilliant quite introverted bookish man who's garage was filled with earthy smelling wood shavings from his wood working, who made his own ginger beer, who was the gourmet of the house and very fond of tripe and from where my love of sausage and vegetable soup originates. Who's german shepherd, Ginger had excited but ever-so slightly frightened me. Who had a freakish musical talent playing the violin but also loved to listen. Age has taken a toll on his memory. He had mentioned how he wasn't able to remember events and words and seemed pretty frustrated. Given his age, 93, it is probably because of his intellect that we were able to talk as we did and I'm glad we had the time. I just hope he did in fact know who I was... It leaves me feeling a little sad, that's all...

Posted to Telling_Tales by oliver at 03:49 PM
April 22, 2003
Thanks Kerri-Anne, really...

A theoretical conclusion to a real life situation on the "Mornings with Kerri-Anne" programme, hosted by Kerri-Anne Kennerley

KAK: Our first guests today are the wife and child of one of our military personnel currently serving in the middle east.
KAK: Welcome donna and shelley
*polite applause*
Donna: Thank you Kerry, it's great to have this opportunity.
KAK: And who is this we have here *gesturing to shelley"
KAK: How old are you Shelley?
Shelley: *she looks searchingly at mum* I'm six and a half *finally in a shy bewildered manner*
KAK: Do you want to say hi to your friends at home Shelley? *gesturing towards the tv camera*
Shelley: Hello... *innocently waving at the television monitor instead of the camera*
KAK: Now Donna, how long has Bill been overseas now?
Donna: Oh about 6 months now..
KAK: And how are you coping with it all?
Donna: Well, Shelley and I, we look after each other. Shelley knows daddy will be back soon.
KAK: And Shelley, what do you know about what your dad does?
Shelley: He fixes the big ships...
KAK: And how does that make you feel?
Shelley: *once again searchingly looks at mum* He's doing a good thing...
KAK: Now Donna and Shelley, we have a big surprise for you, we have Neil on the phone from the middle east. Dad say hi...
Neil: Hi Shelley, hi honey....
KAK: I understand this is the first time you've been able to talk to you family for the past few months
Neil: Yes, with all that's been going on it has been a problem staying in touch, but thanks for giving us this opportunity.
KAK: You're quite welcome. Now Donna and Shelley, is there anything you'd like to say to Neil...
Donna: That we're missing you, and we're really proud of you and we can't wait for you to get home...
Shelley: I miss you daddy *in tiny quavering voice with mum comforting her*
KAK: And Neil?
Neil: I can't wait to see you two either, I love you both.. *clearly on the verge of tears*
KAK: Well it shouldn't be long now... I'm sorry that's all we have time for, we'll have to leave it there..
Donna: Kerry-Anne, can I just say one thing?
KAK: Ofcourse Donna
Donna: I'd like to say, thank you, thank you very much, Kerry and Channel 10. How dare you prostitute our emotions on national television like some kind of sick twisted soap opera. You can't just bring our husband on and take advantage of our reactions... You sicken me, have you no scruples whatsoever? Look what you've done to my daughter.. *daughter in tears*.
KAK: What are you talking about? We have just provided you with a way to talk to your husband, if anything you should be grateful.
Donna: Grateful to you for exploiting us???!!! *erupting barely resisting the temptation to slap Kerri-Anne*. Well I hope your viewers enjoyed that because you're just typical of the media as a whole. You don't care about us, only about how you can take advantage of others to support your self-inflated ego and make money for channel nine. I hope you're satisfied, now leave us alone... You'll be lucky if I don't report this to the Broadcasting Authority.

*Ofcourse, By this stage, the program had gone to commercial thanks to the beauty of the seven-second delay.*
Posted to TV by oliver at 11:07 PM
April 16, 2003
Family matters

From this time on, how many times will you see your family?

When I was planning my trip to the US one of my worries was that something might happen to my family, particularly my grandparents in the meantime. Ofcourse, I would've flown back had anything happened but what if I couldn't get back in time?

And all those times that I'd tossed up whether or not visit my family or do something that was far more exciting at the time or at least not as gruelling.

So as I was heading back to Melbourne for the first time in about six months I wondered how many times I would actually see my family before the inevitable and as I estimated it amounted to a startingly low number.

If I continued my current trend ( being in Townsville ) it would be about twice per year and acouple times during each visit. So over the next 20 years that would be only 80 times.

Not the luxury of time I'd once imagined...

Posted to Telling_Tales by oliver at 03:57 PM